So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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