drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Floor bacon is actually really good
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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