yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
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On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
You are a genius and a whore.
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