I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
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The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
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An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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