I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
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NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
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the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.