I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
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bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
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Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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