Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
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The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
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Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text