oh god the rape fog is back!
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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