I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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