great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
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In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
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I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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