Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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