Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
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YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
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got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
So much Jack, so little girl.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
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