i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
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im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
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If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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