i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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