about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
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Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
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We are all done wearing pants today
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
tell me about the eggs
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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