im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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