had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
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Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
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You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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