Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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