Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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