If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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