I got chris browned last night
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
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Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
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Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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