508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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