the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
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