physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
smell my finger.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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