Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
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Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
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I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
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