when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I wish i was in the wii world.
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i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
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Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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