woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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