nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
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you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
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Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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