In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
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we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
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And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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