Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
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I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
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She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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