You're so nebulous sometimes
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Randomize
