How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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