I skipped work to stalk him.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Well I just put wine in my tea
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Those nachos came to me in a dream
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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