This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
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