i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
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We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
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She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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