I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I think my fart just growled at me.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
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You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
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my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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