don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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