Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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