so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
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I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
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Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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