I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
try to milk me bitch
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Randomize
