am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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