sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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