It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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