I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
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i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
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Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
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