I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
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You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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