I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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