Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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