JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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