That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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