is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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