Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
you would pick up someone in the library
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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