I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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