im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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