i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
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Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
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Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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