scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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