girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
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The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
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Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Let's get the cat blown out
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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